May 2013
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corgay: if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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it’s 8am, i’m still awake and have to drive to indy tomorrow. at least it’s only an hour awayyyy.
May 24th
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[[MORE]]don’t me ask me why i am going on a bar crawl with my co-workers tonight. the last time we had one, we got kicked out of a bar and my ridiculous co-worker freaked out on everyone because she lost her own Northface coat and ran off with $60 of our bar fund. I swear I will cut her tonight and leave her on the streets if she starts acting up.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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wow wtf, my layout looks so much better on iOS. i am actually pretty upset about it.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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i am thinking about getting my septum pierced again bc i think it is cool to be 18 years old.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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coatlicuesserpentskirt: *Dave Chappelle’s Lil Jon voice* WHAAAAT?!: White Privilege is a dead theory inriri: theuppitynegras: fuckyeahcracker: theracismcard: Too many people cite the theory of “white privilege” as a reason to endorse anti-white racism. But “white skin privilege” was a concept from 1965 based on research that spanned back to the 1920’s. In 2013, white privilege is...
May 22nd
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daintyvagina: carey mulligan and michelle williams are the same person and there is nothing anyone can say to make me think otherwise
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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kyssthis16: lierdumoa: bluntedanimehunk: hunewm: bluntedanimehunk: internetlaureate: bluntedanimehunk: why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.  um Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time uM I’M...
May 21st
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i think i need one of those thundershirts because this storm is rly scary and it’s too hot but i don’t wanna open the windows :(
May 21st
also i am the reigning champ at soul caliber. ask any dude who has challenged me, ever, especially tyler
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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i was at an arcade and this high school dude legit wanted my phone # in exchange for him doing 50 push ups. the best part is that his friend asked me, he just cowered behind a pinball machine.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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this month has been v cool. I got to: [[MORE]] hang out with Abby and meet her new bf go to Ann Arbor/Ypsi and do cool things I miss like the arcade and get bubble tea hang out with the Conniffs and other cool ppls eat the best fried chicken n biscuits MI has to offer recommended by trusty sources This weekend, I get to go to Indy with my best friend and see Abby, her sisters, and Alli....
May 20th
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sticky rice w/ mango is my life force.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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5ft1: i mostly fux with people that got red lines under their names on microsoft word 
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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I’m wishing ppl happy mother’s day and they always say “you too.” Thanks, I’ll tell my momma that. :)
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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i won’t have the internet after the 21st so: [[MORE]] 1. how will i watch porn? 2. i will be doing other stuff like reading, going to the library, and napping a lot more 3. bye bye tumblr
May 12th
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May 11th
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